joi, 31 martie 2011

Sandvisuri calde

Punem putina dragoste in mancare...
Si Voila - uite ce iese cand dragostea mea ajunge in mancare...







Ingrediente : Patru felii de paine neagra, cascaval si/sau branza sarata,
costita afumata, si/sau orice alt produs realizat prefaril nu prin macinare,
rosii, ardei gras, prumb, castraveti murati, ketchup doar deasupra ...

miercuri, 30 martie 2011

I love you in many languages


English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumem
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Chinese Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a
Chinese Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Comanche - U kamakutu nu
(pronounced oo----ka-ma-koo-too-----nu)


 Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Cree - Kisakihitin
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings)
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hald fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich


Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew  To female - "ani ohev otach" (said by male)
                                 - "ohevet Otach" (said by female)
Hebrew To male - "ani ohev otcha" (said by male)
                             - "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru or Anata ga daisuki desu
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene


Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gaer
Macedonian - Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele - Niyakutanda
Norwegian  Bokmaal - Jeg elsker deg
Norwegian  Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg


Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig


German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai To female - Phom rak khun
Thai To male - Chan rak khun
Informal - Rak te
Tunisian - Ha eh bak
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
  Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo


Vietnamese To female - Anh ye^u em 
Vietnamese To male - Em ye^u anh
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zuni - Tom ho' ichema


Love Codes


H.O.L.L.A.N.D
   Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
 I.T.A.L.Y 
I Trust And Love You
 L.I.B.Y.A
     Love Is Beautiful; You Also
 F.R.A.N.C.E
   Friendships Remain And Never Can End
 C.H.I.N.A
   Come Here. I Need Affection
 B.U.R.M.A
   Between Us, Remember Me Always
 N.E.P.A.LG
     Never Ever Part As Lovers
 I.N.D.I.A
     I Nearly Died In Adoration
 K.E.N.Y.A
     Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing
 C.A.N.A.D.A
     Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction  
 K.O.R.E.A
     Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity
 E.G.Y.P.T
   Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
 R.U.S.S.I.A
     Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always


M.A.N.I.L.A
     May All Nights Inspire Love Always
 B.A.L.I.W.A.G
     Beauty And Love I Will Always Give
 M.A.L.A.B.O.N
     May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now
 I.M.U.S
    I Miss U, Sweetheart
 P.A.S.I.G
     Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous
 C.E.B.U
    Change Everything... But Us
 P.E.R.U
     Porget Everyone... Remember Us
 P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E 
    Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy
 T.O.N.D.O
     Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One
 P.A.S.A.Y
   Pretty And Sexy Are You
 Y.E.M.E.N 
   Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night
 M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O
     Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only
 Y.A.M.A.H.A
   You Are My Angel! Happy Anniversary!


La Multi Ani ! In majoritatea limbilor existente




"Here is how to say "Happy Birthday" in 161 different languages of the world. So next time one of your friends have a birthday and speak another language you can wish them in their own language. Wouldn't that be fun!!!!! Enjoy."
Afrikaans -- Veels geluk met jou verjaarsdag!
Albanian -- Urime ditelindjen!
Alsatian -- Gueter geburtsdaa!
Amharic - Melkam lidet!
Arabic -- Eid milaad saeed! or Kul sana wa inta/i tayeb/a! (masculine/feminine)
Armenian -- Taredartzet shnorhavor! or Tsenund shnorhavor!
Assyrian -- Eida D'moladukh Hawee Brikha!
Austrian-Viennese -- Ois guade winsch i dia zum Gbuadsdog!
Aymara (Bolivia) -- Suma Urupnaya Cchuru Uromankja!
Azerbaijani -- Ad gununuz mubarek! -- for people older than you
-- Ad gunun mubarek! -- for people younger than you
Basque -- Zorionak!
Belauan-Micronesian -- Ungil el cherellem!
Bengali (Bangladesh/India) -- Shuvo Jonmodin!
Bicol (Philippines) -- Maogmang Pagkamundag!
Bislama (Vanuatu) -- Hapi betde! or Yumi selebretem de blong bon blong yu!
Brazil -- Nesta data querida muitas felicidades e muitos anos de vida.
Breton -- Deiz-ha-bloaz laouen deoc'h!
Bulgarian -- Chestit Rojden Den!
Cambodian -- Som owie nek mein aryouk yrinyu!
Catalan -- Per molts anys! or Bon aniversari! or Moltes Felicitats!


Chamorro -- Biba Kumplianos!
Chinese-Cantonese -- Sun Yat Fai Lok!
Chinese Fuzhou -- San Ni Kuai Lo!
Chiness-Hakka -- Sang Ngit Fai Lok!
Chinese-Mandarin -- qu ni sheng er kuai le
Chinese-Shanghaiese -- San ruit kua lok!
Chinese-Tiociu -- Se Jit khuai lak!
Chronia Polla -- NA ZHSHS
Croatian -- Sretan Rodendan!
Czech -- Vsechno nejlepsi k Tvym narozeninam!!
Danish -- Tillykke med fodselsdagen!
Dutch-Antwerps -- Ne gelukkege verjoardach!
Dutch-Bilzers -- Ne geleukkege verjoardoag!
Dutch-Drents -- Fellisiteert!
Dutch-Flemish -- Gelukkige verjaardag! or Prettige verjaardag!
Dutch-Frisian -- Fan herte lokwinske!
Dutch-Limburgs -- Proficiat! or Perfisia!
Dutch-Spouwers -- Ne geleukkege verjeurdoag!
Dutch-Twents -- Gefeliciteard met oen'n verjoardag!
Dutch Hartelijk -- gefeliciteerd! or Van harte gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!


English -- Happy Birthday!
Esperanto -- Felichan Naskightagon!
Estonian -- Palju onne sunnipaevaks!
Euskera -- Zorionak zure urtebetetze egunean!
Faroes ( Faroe island ) -- Tillukku vid fodingardegnum!
Farsi -- Tavalodet Mobarak!
Finnish -- Hyvaa syntymapaivaa!
French (Canada) -- Bonne Fete!
French -- Joyeux Anniversaire!
Frisian -- Lokkiche jierdei!
Gaelic (Irish) -- L‡ breithe mhaith agat!
Gaelic (Scottish) -- Co` latha breith sona dhuibh!
Galician (Spain) -- Ledicia no teu cumpreanos!
Georgian Gilotcav -- dabadebis dges!
German-Badisch -- Allis Guedi zu dim Fescht!
German-Bavarian -- Ois Guade zu Deim Geburdstog!
German-Berlinisch -- Allet Jute ooch zum Jeburtstach! or Ick wuensch da allet Jute zum Jeburtstach!
German-Bernese -- Es Muentschi zum Geburri!
German-Camelottisch -- Ewllews Gewtew zewm Gewbewrtstewg. Mew!


German-Frankonian -- Allmecht! Iich wuensch Dir aan guuadn Gebuardsdooch!
German-Lichtenstein -- Haerzliche Glueckwuensche zum Geburtstag!
German-Moselfraenkisch -- Haezzlische Glickwunsch zem Gebordsdach!
German-Plattdeutsch -- Ick wuensch Di allns Gode ton Geburtsdach!
German-Rhoihessisch -- Ich gratelier Dir aach zum Geburtstag!
German-Ruhr -- Allet Gute zum Gebuatstach!
German-Saarlaendisch -- Alles Gudde for dei Gebordsdaach!
German-Saechsisch -- Herzlischen Gliggwunsch zum Geburdsdaach!
German-Schwaebisch -- Aelles Guade zom Gebordzdag!
German-Wienerisch -- Ois Guade zum Geburdsdog!
German Alles -- Gute zum Geburtstag!
Greek -- Eytyxismena Genethlia! or Chronia Pola!
Greenlandic -- Inuuinni pilluarit!
Gronings (Netherlands) -- Fielsteerd mit joen verjoardag!
Gujarati (India) -- Janma Divas Mubarak!
Gujrati (Pakistan) -- Saal Mubarak!
Guarani (Paraguay Indian) -- Vy-Apave Nde Arambotyre!
Hawaiian -- Hau`oli la hanau!
Hebrew -- Yom Huledet Same'ach!
Hiligaynon (Philippines) -- Masadya gid nga adlaw sa imo pagkatawo!
Hindi (India) -- Janam Din ki badhai! or Janam Din ki shubkamnaayein!


Hungarian -- Boldog szuletesnapot! or Isten eltessen!
Icelandic -- Til hamingju med afmaelisdaginn!
Indonesian -- Selamat Ulang Tahun!
Irish-gaelic -- La-breithe mhaith agat! or Co` latha breith sona dhut! Or Breithla Shona Dhuit!
Italian -- Buon Compleanno!
Italian (Piedmont) -- Bun Cumpleani!
Italian (Romagna) -- At faz tent avguri ad bon cumplean!
Japanese -- Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!
Javaans-Indonesia -- Slamet Ulang Taunmoe!
Jerriais -- Bouon Anniversaithe!
Kannada (India) -- Huttida Habba Subashayagalu!
Kapangpangan (Philippines) -- Mayap a Kebaitan
Kashmiri (India) -- Voharvod Mubarak Chuy!
Kazakh (Kazakstan) -- Tughan kuninmen!
Klingon -- Quchjaj qoSlIj!
Korean -- Saeng il chuk ha ham ni da!
Kurdish -- Rojbun a te piroz be!
Kyrgyz -- Tulgan kunum menen!
Latin -- Fortuna dies natalis!
Latvian -- Daudz laimes dzimsanas diena!
Lithuanian -- Sveikinu su gimtadieniu! or Geriausi linkejimaigimtadienio progal
Luganda -- Nkwagaliza amazalibwa go amalungi!
Luxembourgeois -- Vill Gleck fir daei Geburtsdaag!
Macedonian -- Sreken roden den!

 

Malayalam (India) -- Pirannal Aasamsakal! or Janmadinasamsakal!
Malaysian -- Selamat Hari Jadi!
Maltese -- Nifrahlek ghal gheluq sninek!
Maori -- Kia huritau ki a koe!
Marathi (India) -- Wadhdiwasachya Shubhechha!
Mauritian Kreol -- mo swet u en bonlaniverser!
Mbula (Umboi Island, Papua New Guinea) -- Leleng ambai pa mbeng ku taipet i!
Mongolian Torson -- odriin mend hurgee!
Navajo -- Bil hoozho bi'dizhchi-neeji' 'aneilkaah!
Niederdeutsch (North Germany) -- Ick gratuleer di scheun!
Nepali -- Janma dhin ko Subha kamana!
Norwegian -- Gratulerer med dagen!
Oriya (India) -- Janmadina Abhinandan!
Papiamento (lower Dutch Antilles) -- Masha Pabien I hopi aña mas!
Pashto (Afganistan) -- Padayish rawaz day unbaraksha!
Persian -- Tavalodet Mobarak!
Pinoy (Philippines) Maligayang kaarawan sa iyo!
Polish -- Wszystkiego Najlepszego! or Wszystkiego najlepszego zokazji urodzin!
wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin
Portuguese (Brazil) -- Parabens pelo seu aniversario! or Parabenspara voce! or Parabens e muitas felicidades!


Portuguese -- Feliz Aniversario! or Parabens!
Punjabi (India) -- Janam din diyan wadhayian!
Rajasthani (India) -- Janam ghaanth ri badhai, khoob jeeyo!
Romanian -- La Multi Ani!
Rosarino Basico (Argentina) -- Feneligiz Cunumplegeanagonos!
Russian -- S dniom razhdjenia! or Pazdravliayu s dniom razhdjenia!
Sami/Lappish -- Lihkos Riegadanbeaivvis!
Samoan -- Manuia lou aso fanau!
Sanskrit (India) -- Ravihi janmadinam aacharati!
Sardinian (Italy) -- Achent'annos! Achent'annos!
Schwyzerduetsch (Swiss German) -- Vill Glück zum Geburri!
Serbian -- Srecan Rodjendan!
Slovak -- Vsetko najlepsie k narodeninam!
Slovene -- Vse najboljse za rojstni dan!
Sotho -- Masego motsatsing la psalo!
Spanish -- Feliz Cumplea–os!
Sri Lankan -- Suba Upan dinayak vewa!
Sundanese -- Wilujeng Tepang Taun!
Surinamese -- Mi fresteri ju!
Swahili -- Hongera! or Heri ya Siku kuu!


Swedish -- Grattis pŚ fšdelsedagen
Syriac -- Tahnyotho or brigo!
Tagalog -- (Philippines) Maligayang Bati Sa Iyong Kaarawan!
Taiwanese -- San leaz quiet lo!
Tamil (India) -- Piranda naal vaazhthukkal!
Telugu (India) -- Janmadina subha kankshalu!
Telugu -- Puttina Roju Shubakanksalu!
Thai -- Suk San Wan Keut!
Tibetan -- Droonkher Tashi Delek!
Tulu(Karnataka - India) -- Putudina dina saukhya!
Turkish -- Dogum gunun kutlu olsun!
Ukrainian -- Mnohiya lita! or Z dnem narodjennia!
Urdu (India) -- Janam Din Mubarak
Urdu (Pakistan) -- Saalgirah Mubarak!
Vietnamese -- Chuc Mung Sinh Nhat!
Visayan (Philippines) -- Malipayong adlaw nga natawhan!
Welsh -- Penblwydd Hapus i Chi!
Xhosa (South Afican) -- Imini emandi kuwe!
Yiddish -- A Freilekhn Gebortstog!
Yoruba (Nigeria) -- Eku Ojobi!
Zulu (South Afican) -- Ilanga elimndandi kuwe!





marți, 22 martie 2011

Buna Dimineata la orice ora


Atunci cand trebuie sa ne trezim majoritatea dintre noi punem telefonul sa ne trezeasca... Super COOL iti alegi o melodie sa sune, se repete alarma din 5 in 5 minute pana intr-un final auzi telefonul si te trezesti apesi pe stop sau amanare de obicei... mai dormit inca 5 min nu de alta dar ii asa dulce somnu uneori de nu iti vine sa te trezesti nici in ruptu capului... eu ma trezesc pe doua tonuri de apel... depinde care telefon il pun sa-mi sune...iar cnd le pun pe amandou .... uuuu nebunie ma trezesc instant caci nu inteleg nimik...o sa intelegeti si voi daca dow ringtonurile

RingTone 1 Click Here - imi da desteptarea de cele mai multe ori
RingTone 2 Click Here - ma trezeste cand dorm mai greu...

miercuri, 9 martie 2011

*** Dictionar pentru inteles femeia ***



Legenda : In Stanga ce spune - In Dreapta ce inseamna defapt :

Da = Nu
Nu = Da
Poate = Nu
Imi pare rau = Iti va parea rau !
Ne-ar trebui = Eu vreau !
Fa cum vrei! = O sa platesti cu varf si indesat !
Hotaraste tu! = Hotararea cea buna ti-am spus-o deja !
Trebuie sa vorbim = Iar trebuie sa te critic
Bineinteles, fa cum vrei = Nu vreau sub nici o forma sa faci asta !
Nu sunt suparata = Bineinteles ca sunt suparata, boule !
Ai un aer atat de barbatesc... = Ar fi cazul sa te barbieresti !
Cum de te porti asa frumos astazi ? = Asadar vrei sa facem amor astazi ?
As vrea perdele noi = As vrea perdele, covoare, mobila si mai multe...
Ma iubesti? = Am trecut pe la magazinul de bijuterii, sa-ti spun ce mi-a placut ?
Cat de tare ma iubesti ? = Am facut ceva ce sigur nu-ti place !
Nu-i nimic = Tampitule!



*** Acest dictionar este adresat doar acelor barbati care inca nu inteleg ceea ce vor sa le spuna jumatatea lor atunci cand au niste discutii mai aprinse sa spunem asa... si nu are rolul de a ofensa in vrun fel anume sexul frumos, sper ca dupa citirea acestor cuvinte extrase din dictionarul vietii barbati isi vor intelege jumatatea mai bine...

marți, 1 martie 2011

Martie - Martisor special

SIGNS | Patrick Hughes




Din gama filmelor vazute, uitate si redescoperite ulterior, va prezint SIGNS: o exceptionala poveste (romantica) despre comunicare. Scurt metrajul a fost creat de Publicis Mojo si Radical Media, in regia lui Patrick Hughes, iar in 2009 a fost premiat la Cannes Lions. Enjoy....